Weekend Warrior

1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.

1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.

2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?

by Mystikan February 26, 2004

weekend warrior

a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.

Hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
Nah i can't i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior

by anonymous100000 October 4, 2013

Weekend Warrior

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.

Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.

by WootALoot July 14, 2012

weekend warrior

A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.

Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.

by Rear Admiral Poopsocks April 19, 2006

Weekend Warrior

1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.

Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"

by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011

Weekend Warrior

Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...

John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!

by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006

Weekend Warrior

A snowboarder/skier who wakes up early on the weekend, rides the hill for a full day, and goes home late. Usually sleeping in his/her car to save time and money. And does the same the next day.

Person 1: Are you going to the hill this weekend?
Person 2: You know it, I'm a weekend warrior.

by Shawn Daddy August 10, 2009