Frontal Wedging

The injection of an apple pie into the female vagina.

We were not able to eat dessert on thanksgiving because my sister was frontal wedging herself.

by Micheal Rodriguez Stone December 1, 2010

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.

"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"

by T-s w i z Z z and add anotha May 25, 2024

Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020