waxin' the cakes 

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

waxin' the cakes by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007

waxin' your cheese 

Metaphor for male masturbation. Also known as jerkin' the gerkin.

Nate, when I get there, you better not be waxin' your cheese.

waxin' your cheese by B Heis August 2, 2007

waxin the carrot 

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

waxin the carrot by Jus sayin July 1, 2015

waxin the saxophone 

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

waxin the saxophone by staysingle4life January 25, 2022

Thro Waxin' 

1.) To thrash and wax a mountain (Jack Burton)
2.) To Bone ( Etymology Ancient Greece see urban dictionary for definition)
3.) To Rage (Rage Against the Machine)
4.) To throw wax (obviously)

4.) To Throw Wax (obviously)

1.) "Ill also be Thro Waxin' that gnar crusty crunchy and epic slope later bra. "
" Sweet dude right on"
2.) "Ill also be Thro Waxin' that sweet piece of ass later bra. "
" Sweet dude right on"
3.) I'll also be throwaxin' at the Dj Scrilla concert later bra"
"Sweet dude right on "
3.) "Ill also be Thro Waxin' my snowboard to Thro Wax the gnar slopes later bra" (Double Usage of word only for experienced throwaxers)
"Sweet dude right on"
4.) I'll also be throwaxin' at the Dj Scrilla concert later bra"
"Sweet dude right on "

Thro Waxin' by Mr. Wax January 24, 2015

Helly Waxin

Another useless and rather ignorant urban word used to explain when something is at its prime or couldn't be any better.

ex: Yo guard, this sandwich is off that helly waxin tip.

ex: Let me tell you Bob, last night Wilma was the helly waxin.

Helly Waxin by Bekim May 5, 2005

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020