Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?

"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

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Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.

“When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025

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waterbottle girl

that girl who constantly talks about doctor who and wears old lady sweaters. called water bottle girls because they always carry along a waterbottle with them also identified by there love of tumblr and the hunger games

girl:OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW LEGEND OF KORRA?
girl2:NO I WAS TO BUSY NOT COMBING MY HAIR AND READING HARRY POTTER
waterbottle girl

by Emrsanic September 24, 2014

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Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.

Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017

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