water buffalo

secretive word with girls that means basically a fuckboy. a good for nothing bc he gets with every single female he can that comes his way.

"oh my goshhh here comes the biggest water buffalo ever" girl 1
"yessss he gets with every girl " girl 2

by perolike May 18, 2016

water buffalo

A sexual poaition where one locks his/her arms under arm pits, then brings them(arms) up and clasps his/her hands behind his/her neck. Generally, the receiver is bent over in a standing doggy style fashion.

dude, I totally water buffaloed Maggie last night, almost broke her back.

by Scotty Doosh April 6, 2007

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

water buffalo

jewlery or also know as blig bling

i wear my water buffalo everyday

by Bigdaddy Ari September 1, 2007

Water Buffalo

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

by Bob and King July 29, 2008

Water Buffalo

When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.

"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"

by THE Water Buffalo April 11, 2012

Water Buffalo

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011