Whatchumean

the perfect respnse to anything or anyone. Asking for clarification or logic behind what was just said.

You tryna kick it?
-Whatchumean?

Whats up?

-whatchumean?

Were you staring at her?
-whatchumean?

by thegreatbigbee March 26, 2010

Watchmen

The graphic novel by Alan Moore that is the epitome of epicness.

Watchmen is so freaking awesome.

by anonofparis3 February 27, 2009

Watchiman

How Dominicans say Watch man.
The person that is looking over your house in DR when your in New York

Jose: Mira Watchiman, dejame entrar a esa casa!
Watchiman: Mira coñaso soy relajo para ti estupido!?

by Estefany June 13, 2007

cocky watchman

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

by Grozzee February 29, 2012

watchmen

Yes. Definetely. Nothing else to say....

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

by Glamracket October 25, 2003