Warthogism

The theory that the warthogs are the ones who are really running things.

I think warthogism is crazy!

by keyscul January 28, 2013

Warthog

An impossible, made up trick that you ask a skateboarder to do, used to utterly confuse them.

Niall: "Do a warthog!"

Random skater: "What the fuck is a Warthog?"

by xxfordxx13 October 14, 2008

Warthog

The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.

Much to my surprise, she was warthogging Dan and Phil when I walked into the room.

by jewberg December 23, 2007

The Warthog

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.

Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Warthog

A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.

Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.

by themanwhodefinesthings November 28, 2016

Warthog

a snotty animal. there was one in the lion king who was very body confident. i like body confident warthogs.

the warthog snorted, ‘you do not insult my body!’

by idioticmonkeys August 9, 2019

Warthog

A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.

"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"

"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"

"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"

by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021