Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Watering Hole

watering hole is a bar, nightclub, restaurant with popular bar or other social gathering place where alcoholic drinks are sold.

Heading downtown to my favorite watering hole.

by Slim_Bro October 24, 2009

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

local watering hole

One's local pub where many drinks are consumed

Dimitri: "oi mate, want to head down to the local watering hole for a few bevs?"

Brisc: " oh shityeah cunt lets do it"

by Staryan101 May 22, 2016

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004