A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.
*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
Get the A Warney mug.1. A person, place or thing so incredibly heroic that every time they are in sight of someone, said person develops an overwhelming belief in God.
2. Jesus himself.
2. Jesus himself.
Look, its Winney! So there is a God.
by bershawn April 20, 2011
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He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.
He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.
by ben-mactavish January 20, 2021
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Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)
Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)
Shane was feeling so warney that he had to bone an inflatable sex doll whilst he waited for the stripper to reply to his SMS
by d0dgypete May 18, 2006
Get the Warney mug.A beautiful blue eyes brown haired girl. She has long Flowing hair. She lights up the room when she walk in. She's always happy has super cute clothes. Everyone wants to be friends with Channy wanny.
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Get the granny wanny mug.An Island off the coast of Barrow in Furness.
This marshy wasteland is home to various different types of scum, most noticeably the teenage girl, who is often seen around the island giving birth, smoking or drinking White-lightning Cider.
All vegetation is sparse on the island due to the island behind in close proximity to Sellafield, a nuclear power plant. This power-plant has been accused for many of the islanders having 11 toes or extra eye's, although scientist's have proved this has been due to incest.
Another common sight on the island is the Red-cheeked chav. This species of parasite is growing at an alarming rate. They are nocturnal, and are often only seen in parks and bus stops late a night. They feed off cheep booze and Fish and Chips, although a small number of people claim they have seen the Chav's eating KFC Family Buckets. The reason for the red cheeks is understood to be due to exposure to alcohol from a very young age.
The island itself was once part of the USA, but the US Government were sick of the trouble caused and so pushed the island out into the sea. Unfortunately for the people of Cumbria it landed just off their coastline, turning a once beautiful part of the world into something that can only be described as a hell hole.
This marshy wasteland is home to various different types of scum, most noticeably the teenage girl, who is often seen around the island giving birth, smoking or drinking White-lightning Cider.
All vegetation is sparse on the island due to the island behind in close proximity to Sellafield, a nuclear power plant. This power-plant has been accused for many of the islanders having 11 toes or extra eye's, although scientist's have proved this has been due to incest.
Another common sight on the island is the Red-cheeked chav. This species of parasite is growing at an alarming rate. They are nocturnal, and are often only seen in parks and bus stops late a night. They feed off cheep booze and Fish and Chips, although a small number of people claim they have seen the Chav's eating KFC Family Buckets. The reason for the red cheeks is understood to be due to exposure to alcohol from a very young age.
The island itself was once part of the USA, but the US Government were sick of the trouble caused and so pushed the island out into the sea. Unfortunately for the people of Cumbria it landed just off their coastline, turning a once beautiful part of the world into something that can only be described as a hell hole.
PLEASE NOTE: Those who step foot on the island of Walney are likely to be attacked or pestered by a Chav or indeed a fat person.
by Crickenholme May 22, 2008
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