wankshafting

verb: to wank one's shaft or alternatively to shaft one's wank depending largely upon gender.

'If you wankshaft it I'm sure it'll start working again and then we can go and play football.'

wankshafting by Cigar boy May 27, 2004

wankshaft 

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

wankshaft by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

wankshaft 

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

wankshaft by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Wankshaft 

A derogatory term to describe the popular MMRPG game “World of Warcraft”

“Q: Is he going out tonight?
A: Nah, he’s playing wankshaft again”

Wankshaft by Tikhon January 31, 2007

wankshaft 

the hole created by curling your hand and fingers into a semi-fist.

"the penis fits comfortably into the wankshaft before masturbation

wankshaft by oliver f. August 28, 2003

wankshit 

A complete dickhead who publicly performs disgusting stunts to make himself look cool/hard.

"Dean you wankshit, get that shit out your mouth"

wankshit by Zoeish May 9, 2005

wankshow

This term originates from the translation industry, where it is used to describe a difficult customer.

"Man, that's totally wankshow!"

"Give me a break. You're so wankshow!"

wankshow by eräjorma June 18, 2009