Hey cecil, don't you hate those cunts who don't come to the pub because they're addicted to playing world of wankshaft?
by tk tommy January 22, 2007
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The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.
Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.
I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012
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Get the Wankhat mug.1. A hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. However, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose.
2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.
2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.
1. Sam: "Hey New Kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?"
New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?"
Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die."
2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization."
*Everyone points and laughs*
Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop."
*Matt runs off crying*
*Everyone points and laughs*
All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"
New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?"
Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die."
2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization."
*Everyone points and laughs*
Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop."
*Matt runs off crying*
*Everyone points and laughs*
All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"
by Redhead and the fat man January 16, 2009
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Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!
by psyclopse October 20, 2007
Get the wankshit mug.Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
by Honest John May 8, 2004
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