wankspanner

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

by skalla grim July 29, 2006

Wankspanner

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanner

A person who has exceeded the rank of wanker and is now a “Tool”

Friend: You’re retarded
Me: Well you’re a Wankspanner

by NotAWankspanner69YoloSwag July 23, 2018