wangslanging

Wangslanging has many arts:
1) The act of distributing ones downtown bonanza evenly over many portly women in a drunken stuper.
2) Getting beligerantly drunk and breaking out ridiculous average white man dance moves.
3) Chain smoking and telling blatent lies to women who are obviously way out of your league to help further the effort moistening ones weener.

I was totally wangslanging last night hence that morbidly fat mammoth in my bed.

by James Hollenkamp February 11, 2006

Wangspan

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

wangstang

One who has the ability to annoy one's partner.

Jamie called Kate a wangstang because she ate all the chinese food.

by Jameschbroad May 19, 2007

wangslang

An informal term for a penis

My favorite wangslangs includes bell-end and nob.

by TP121212431 March 2, 2022

wangsanger

The most badass Taiwanese/ American who likes long walks on the beach, taking over Rumania and a nice sip of tea from time to time.

Wangsanger is a living legend

by Wangsanger January 3, 2023

Wankspangling Bunglecunt

A VERY British curse for when you really really REALLY hate someone. Use at your own risk

You wankspangling bunglecunt
He is such a wankspangling bunglecunt

by Human Google February 22, 2024