Waluigi

A deep, thoughtful, sensitive man with a mustache.

Hey! You might be getting better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!

by Fony finga FONG October 6, 2013

Waluigi Time

A time, initiated by Waluigi or another party who favors Waluigi. When Waluigi Time is in effect, all other actions at that moment are to be stopped, and all attention must be focused on the shenanigans and mayhem that the starter is allowed to cause. Can also be used to render another's argument invalid. One is also obligated to yell "waaaa" at random intervals. Crotch chopping is optional, but approved.

Inspired by the hilarious webcomic Brawl In The Family, when Waluigi made his eponymous appearance, and was so well liked he made repeat appearances.

John: Hey, what's up?

Harry: Nothing. Hey did you see--

*Waluigi drops in*

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME. NOW THIS SITE IS FUNNY AGAIN.

by Mr. Tonberry April 28, 2010

waluigi fanfiction

It's fucking hot that's what it is.

Oh my gosh I love Waluigi Fanfiction, it's my #1 turn on

by Succboi1000 August 16, 2017

Waluigi

The closest thing to a God on this Earth, and way too holy and powerful for petty conventions such as Super Smash Bros. We worship him day and night with waas.

Wow, have you been worshipping Waluigi lately? Otherwise, his army of assist trophies might kill you.

by Belicfan40004 July 19, 2018

Waluigi

God and the savior of this earth. Often known to make the WAH noise.

Friend: What god you belive in.
Me: I believe Waluigi the god of this earth.

by WaluigiPraiser July 10, 2018

Waluiging

To bring a drunk girl home and instead of having sexual intercourse, get her into bed, give her water and biscuits and let her get to sleep, like the hero Waluigi would

Guy 1: Oh that girls pretty plastered, you gonna have sex?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm waluiging dude
Guy 1: Oh shit, like our great god Waluigi would want

by Waluigi Fan 2018 April 17, 2018

Waluigi

To think Waluigi can be defined in one single measly definition is idiotic. Waluigi is more than just a word, it is a symbol. Waluigi is infinite, he has no end nor beginning. Waluigi has seen the start, and end, of multiple universes; universes that he both created and ended in a matter of centuries. Waluigi is so great and mystical, that we can only view him through modern gaming consoles. Mario is not the main character of the Super Mario bros franchise, but is instead just a background character. Waluigi is the true main character. He rarely appears in Mario games however, because he must monitor many other planets than just Earth to keep them in check. Waluigi does not appear on Smash, as his power levels would be too strong, and none of his opponents stand a chance against him. Gods tremble in his wake, and mortals foolishly think he is just a video game character. Waluigi dominates all.

“Why is everyone worshipping me when they should be worshipping my maker, Waluigi?” -God

by Manthing14 June 7, 2019