Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

walloper

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.

"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'

by Kraigy January 19, 2007

Walaper

A penis, Sometimes refered to a person if they seem a bit of a tadger.

Your a pure walaper btw

or

That guys walaper is aboot as useful as a Prick at a whores weddin.

by lol@you 1 July 27, 2009

Wallpervert

(Or Wallperv): Someone who on social networking sites (Facebook etc), routinely reads other people's discussions or comments, but leaves no trace of their intrusion into their victim's privacy. Usually, they then discuss this information with fellow wallpervs, having all undertaken the same activity. Normally in denile about their actions. Tool of the Facebook Stalker.

''Hey, did you Alicia's in town today?''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''

''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''

by Ebbtide August 5, 2009

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

wallpenis

1. an insult to call someone when you can't think of anything else

2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy

1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"

2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.

by floorpussy November 7, 2011

Walpeup

A town in australia that is better then all the rest including HOuyen, Tempy, Woomelang and all others as a matter of fact.
It is also were smart kids come from who have great knowledge sporting ability and spelin'

Wow Thomas is smart he must be from Walpeup

by daalko38 March 23, 2011