wakus 

Wakus is the name of the designated person in a situation. Anyone can be called Wakus.

Oh my god Wakus just jumped off a building

wakus by 187Ebie March 10, 2019

Wakulla County 

Wakulla County is located smack in the middle of the Florida Panhandle, right below Leon County and Tallahassee. Also referred to as "Willkillya County" and "The County". Damn near everyone is nice and will give you a wave when you drive by. Lots of dirt roads. Home to Wakulla Springs State Park, where the original Tarzan and Creature From The Black Lagoon were filmed many years ago. Recently received a Wal-Mart and McDonalds a few years ago. Famous people from Wakulla COunty.... well, Jeff Shields has the band Stereoside touring the country and promoting the release of their album "So Long".... And there was that one kid that went on to play football at FSU and then on to the Miami Dolphins special teams. Anyhow, you will find your mix of all kinds of people in Wakulla, which is generally quite about 99% of the year. With a few beaches on the Gulf, it's a nice place to relax and eat some boiled peanuts which you bought off the side of the road.

redneck 1 - "Whatcha doing later, Earl?"
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."

Wakulla County by Raoul McCool January 28, 2009

Wakulla Flame-thrower 

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

Wakulla Flame-thrower by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009

wakulla 

aka: "willkillya" -- rural county in north Florida. We rule.
also known as The County.

"where do you live?"
"willkillya county, bitch."
"oh, home of wakulla high school"

wakulla by lamnchop June 17, 2008

wakumi 

Wakumi is the Japanese name for a female. It means "Beautiful spring of water".

"Have you seen Wakumi today?"

wakumi by MoonRipple23 November 15, 2017

wakulla bidet 

When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.

My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.

wakulla bidet by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019

Wakurp 

Slang for "wake up" when you're talking to a friend who is probably not asleep, but you want them to wake up anyways. In other instances, you can tell it to your friend / partner who lives across the world...etc.

BEEYACH WAKURP

Wakurp by URMOM1384034 October 2, 2020