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Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
by Grubba December 15, 2008
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Camp Wakeshma

Best place on earth. Where everyone knows your name and where you meet some of the best people ever.
lame person: hey, are you going to Camp Eberhart this year?
sweet person: hell no! I'm going to Camp Wakeshma
by well okay I guess that's cool September 20, 2009
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wakeskate

Wakeboarding without bindings, kind of like skateboarding on water.
Jack went wakeskating and he almost landed a kickflip, he ended up racking himself on his board though.
by chris May 13, 2005
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When Jesus Wakes up

When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.
I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.
by DanArc December 25, 2007
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wakey head

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.
Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.
by Jpizzel September 11, 2013
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Wakey

To be fully alert and not sleeping
"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"
by Antman92 January 27, 2014
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Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.
Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.
by hak.trick February 18, 2010
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