washboard ass

(adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.

Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!

Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?

by mhibma May 4, 2006

washboard

A word that means the female chest is flat or smallishly pointed like that of a washboard. Commenly used to insults in the anime world. Other then that, it is used to washing clothes upon.

Anime Guy: Why would I like you? You have a washboard for a chest.
Anime Girl: *Smack*
Anime Guy: *Flies toward the sun*

by Animeluver February 29, 2008

Kentucky Waterboarding

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

washboard

Sexy, lean, six pack tummy.

Omg, lookie dat washboard...

by BabyMoo January 19, 2006

verbal waterboarding

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017

wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003