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Wagstaff

A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.
I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.
by Anarkay October 11, 2017
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wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.
fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!
by badgerisfat September 8, 2008
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wagstaffe

The surname of someone who loves Manchester United and is not a manc.
“Oh do you know Matty Wagstaffe?”

Yeah I do, he has a United season ticket!”
by Frxnf May 1, 2020
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wmistaffmoment

A moment where you act on instinct and make a foolish decision.
"Did you just delete something you didn't agree with?" That's such a wmistaffmoment.
by Rory_Jo November 6, 2021
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Johanna Wagstaff

Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
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Josh wagstaff

An italian man who loves eating pizza and pasta but hates foreigners and ethnic minorities. He’s often called fat but he’s not really fat. He also has a fetish for Nazis.
Oh shit bro hide your lunch, Josh wagstaff is coming
by thomas hat and yeah March 30, 2022
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Annabelle wagstaff

Someone you would want to scrap at a tesco.
You see that bitch? yeah i wanna annabelle wagstaff em
by Hugo's number 1 fan June 11, 2023
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