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Waife

A term of endearment shared by female room mates whos bond precedes over all other relationships. Must be introduced as said waife to others in compliance with the 'waife clause'.
by Number 3 MJ Ho October 20, 2010
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waif

man your girl if a fuckin waif
by unknown June 11, 2006
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Waif

It is the diminutive of the Japanese word "Waifu" which transcribes the way Japanese people pronounce the English word "Wife".
It refers to one's significant other.
I love it when I go outside with my waif.
by Waifu's May 19, 2020
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Waif

V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.
Person 1: "I just got done hearing that kick ass "Waif me" song.

Person 2: "Go google that song."
by Vomica Medicus August 18, 2011
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waif

an ownerless piece of property that is found
Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.
by orangepotiron April 19, 2009
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waifs

chicks who think being skinny is hot.
clearly delusional and are afraid to be
real women and grow breast and ass.
DAT' waif so skinny being all flat and
no bootie is making me nauseaous.
by bog January 11, 2003
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waif

The waif was stealing shit.
by craig January 19, 2004
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