wahsted 

Define wahsted(waHsted not wasted), means that it exceeds the common words to define intoxication. Intoxication stages begin with tipsy, drunk, wasted, shitfaced, and finally WAHSTED. Being wahsted may sometimes be difficult to realize. You're passed the point of puking(should have done that hours ago) and you survive passing out(means you never did)and you have no sensation what-so-ever meaning you're paralyzed. No one can really determine when they're experiencing the world of wahsted because too damn wahsted to know. Have you ever awaken to duct tape under your arm pits(OUCH!) and marker all over your face? Guesses that the person who performed the act was wahsted themselves especially when the design is very intricate and and looked tedious to create.

Damn look at Nick he's hella wahsted!!!

wahsted by Che and Bri June 26, 2004

Wahshoit 

Used to get the attention of a sexy female to initiate a conversation.

Made popular by professional skateboarder Harold Hunter in the 1999 Gut Brothers film "Frezno Smooth".

-Hot chick walks by- "Wahshoit!" -Girl notices guy and the 2 leave together.

Wahshoit by Nopseudonymnym January 3, 2011

WHSFG

WHSFG = Will Have Sex For Gold

An acronym used in Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO) gaming, originating with a female player of World of Warcraft (Laughing Skull server) who solicited herself for the 5000g needed to buy an epic mount.

in general chat of large city: WHSFG PST for Pic
internet geek: OMFG! I'll give you 5000g!
(moments later)
internet geek: nevermind, i already came :(

WHSFG by death.hilarious April 19, 2007

WASF 

Texting abbreviation: "We are so fucked"
Frequently used in discussions about foreclosures, bank bailouts, war spending, gasoline prices, etc.

Get gas bill? OMG WASF

WASF by urbansurvival August 11, 2008

Wasfi 

A large Arabic man from Jordan who smokes weed and most likely is a terrorist.

Wow! Look at that Wasfi! I bet that he is going to blow up that mall!

Wasfi by Nickshnark April 22, 2016

Wah Wahs 

When a person smokes a lot of pot and they start to hear wah wah wah repeatedly.

"Dude, you hear that? I got The Wah Wahs.

Wah Wahs by fluke0383 January 28, 2010

WABSFC 

An initialism for "why are boys so fucking confusing." This has become a bit of an outcry from the world's population of teenage girls. When a boy does something to make a girl think one thing about him, and then does something else that makes her think the exact opposite of what she just thought, WABSFC will most likely be one of the first thoughts to enter her head, and the first words out of her mouth.

Jake flirted with me all day yesterday, and didn't say a word to me today! WABSFC?!

WABSFC by lesmots March 28, 2010