Wagon wheels

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.

Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.

by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Wagon Wheels

A street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.

Yo, what's the ticket on those wagon wheels man?

I just popped a few wagon wheels and I can barely walk.

by Eatingdrugsalot March 14, 2011

Wagon Wheel

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.

My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.

by ak144 October 7, 2010

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

Wagon Wheels

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.

"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."

by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Wagon Wheels

30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.

"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."

-Project Pat

by DonnieHack December 30, 2007

Wagon Wheel

A.K.A. The starfish, usually covered with chocolate. Should remain an EXIT ONLY for men, Optional for female.

I Cramed my cock in her wagon wheel

by DR. Know October 15, 2003