Wafflestomp

The action which describes a programmer deploying code to a server that is for all intents and purposes a complete pile of crap.

Synonymous with shitting in the shower and forcing it down the grate the programmer has shit all over their screen and wishes to force it up to the server.

John - "Err I forget to pull before I pushed up to AWS".
Paul - "You wafflestomped that mate".

by PaulusShortarse March 14, 2019

wafflestomp

To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.

Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1

by MALDETH June 4, 2005

wafflestomp

Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp"

To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.

Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"

by StompDancer September 24, 2009

Wafflestomp

Shitting in a shower then stomping it down the drain, making it come out the other end of the drain looking like a waffle.

"Dude, I was so tired, it was 2 am, and I had to shit after taking a shower, so i wafflestomped it down the drain.

by Cosmic_Stars September 3, 2018

WaffleStomp

verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member

Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D

by Button Hat January 10, 2011

wafflestomp

the female version of cockblocking

"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."

by samlover316 January 23, 2012

Cleveland Wafflestomp

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

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