Jaylen Waddle

Fast; Faster than other people

Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle

by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018

UMFS Wade

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex

I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

Waddle on

The last message on the popular Disney MMO Club Penguin

Waddle on club penguin

by ih8footy June 16, 2020

Waddlemalan

1) A short, dark skinned person from Latin or South America - usually of Guatemalan descent. 2) A short, dark skinned person that waddles when walking.

How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?

by akcguy24 January 27, 2010

double genius waddle waddle

A term to describe a penguin like creature that exhibits intelligent behavior. Often a derogatory term used when a docile person is able to produce a thought that is actually intelligent.

Oscar is such a double genius waddle waddle, he finally came up with a smart idea.

by suprememe egg February 15, 2018

IB Waddle

The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.

Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."

by How did I find time for this?! January 20, 2009

Wader

A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!

Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!

by breadbite November 29, 2020