Jackrabbit

Not to be confused with jackhammer, jackrabbit is NOT a compliment! It can be characterized by a painful, non-enjoyable sex experience. When being the victim of such a sexual encounter it is best to watch tv, or take your mind off of it in some manner. Planet Earth is generally suggested.

Wow. I had jackrabbit sex last night, it sucked.

by Kurah Whorekapic November 2, 2009

jackrabbit

1. n. describes a person who commonly engages in the act of boning as much as they possibly can.

2. n. a small furry, yet extremely horny rodent, who fucks with such high intensity that their heart/lungs may burst.

1. Keith is such a jackrabbit.

2. I bet Peter and his girlfriend fuck like wild jackrabbits.

by CPepe December 28, 2005

Jackrabbit

To fuck like a bunny (aka: all the time)

Man, you guys are a couple of jackrabbits!

by Supercruise July 12, 2008

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark April 27, 2014

Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse

When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...

I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.

by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019

jackrabbits

People who have nothin else on their mind but having sex 24/7

those two are jackrabbits

by d;ahga April 19, 2003

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.

Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009