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Vulvano

The warm, treacherous, explosive space between a woman's legs.
My journey to the center of the woman began at the vulvano.
by Shaun.S April 25, 2009
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Vulvanicity

a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member
richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity
by ginner May 31, 2007
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VulvaTron

A common-place name for a shrew found locally in the Tibetan Plateau, Asia, by the Moroccan Sheep herders, or sheperds if you will. Also one of the most common terms for a shrew in many North African countries.
"Abdul have you seen any VulvaTrons in our sheep field?"
"No Mohammed, I haven't, not since the great VulvaTron cull of 1998"
by Andrew or Simon April 9, 2005
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vulvan

A vulva so big as a van so that 5 men can fit in it.
Vulva + van together = vulvan
Oh my god, that fat chick had such a vulvan! Me, Chuck and Bill banged it simultaneously!
by noname123456 June 21, 2008
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Vulvating

A reference in slang to a Man who acts like a vascalating Pussy aka a part of the Womens private anatomy as the Vulvula. A mans in ability to make a decision under pressure in front of his fireinds or family don't finally conceeds to someone else doing it.

Created during a Road trip between four Brother-in laws, where one called the other a valvating Pussy after he could not decide which way to turn on a open highway under pressure..
Come on Bob...give me a decision you Vulvating Pussy.....
by ManDoor April 21, 2005
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Vulvatunity

A portmanteau that describes a Gentleman's chances of enjoying lady lips. Not to be confused with the word "Eggnog" as it quite clearly has nothing to do with it.
"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 5, 2016
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Vulvanater

Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5 feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?

Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.

Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-action series?

Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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