velcher

One who takes place in velching. (The process of ejaculating in a mans ass, then sucking the sperm out with a staw)

Troolin is a master velcher

by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Vulchergolfer

A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.

I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015