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Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
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Unbreakable Vow

An Unbreakable Vow is a magical spell of unknown incantation, in which one makes an oath to another. If either of the two break their terms, they die.
Puja and Jatin took an Unbreakable Vow to be with each other ALWAYS
by JatinPatraJP October 1, 2018
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Wow Woo Vow

Getting enamoured (Wow), Wooing the person and getting married (Vow) n a jiffy. A whirlwing romance culminating in marrige in a very short time.
A: "I got Jack and Jill's wedding card. Didnt know they were going around."
B: "Its a case of Wow Woo Vow. She wowed him during the Halloween party, he wooed her all through Thanksgiving, and now they will take the Vow by Christmas."
by NonSen November 25, 2009
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Crimson vow

When you fingerbang a lady on her period with your ring finger.
Brenda was on the rag last night but horny AF so we made a crimson vow before God.
by mastahjace December 2, 2021
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.
Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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