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Robert Voltaire

A fashion photographer from America's Next Top Model who creates instagram celebrities. Responsible for the rise of

Rachel Cook.
I only have 500 followers...
where is Robert Voltaire when you need him?
by JohnathanFrank February 22, 2019
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zadig et voltaire

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.
Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.
by MMKLUND November 16, 2017
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Voltaire's Mechanized Army

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
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voltic

that one guy that goes to your school that you really like but then he starts talking about marvel easter eggs and hangs out the weird kid who reads the comic book and mourns stan lee's death to this very day
Hey did you see voltic

Yeah he is very cute but he talks too much about scarlet johansen

thats a shame
by Raymonddooooo June 1, 2019
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lyan_voltic

An amazing YouTuber that makes Fortnite gameplay so he can pretend he’s keeping up with the latest trends.
He has over 1,000 subscribers on YouTube somehow
Dude LyaN_Voltic is the best player in the LyaN Clan and also the best YouTuber ever
by LyaN Voltic December 5, 2018
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Volticien

A french term to describe a corrupt politician who steals public money. It comes from " Voleur " witch means robber and "Politicien" witch means politician .
Ce politicien est un Volticien
This politician is a Voltician
by deadhex1 December 8, 2021
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