A fashion photographer from America's Next Top Model who creates instagram celebrities. Responsible for the rise of
Rachel Cook.
Rachel Cook.
by JohnathanFrank February 22, 2019
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Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.
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Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
Get the Voltaire's Angry Glove mug.that one guy that goes to your school that you really like but then he starts talking about marvel easter eggs and hangs out the weird kid who reads the comic book and mourns stan lee's death to this very day
Hey did you see voltic
Yeah he is very cute but he talks too much about scarlet johansen
thats a shame
Yeah he is very cute but he talks too much about scarlet johansen
thats a shame
by Raymonddooooo June 1, 2019
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He has over 1,000 subscribers on YouTube somehow
He has over 1,000 subscribers on YouTube somehow
by LyaN Voltic December 5, 2018
Get the lyan_voltic mug.A french term to describe a corrupt politician who steals public money. It comes from " Voleur " witch means robber and "Politicien" witch means politician .
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