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voldemort

voldemort
by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021
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voldemort

The greatest villain of all time. Lord Voldemort also seen in Harry Potter. Also a good wizard rock band.
Guy: voldemort is the best.
Girl he sucks.
Voldemort:avada kedavra!!!
by juggalo1533 February 18, 2009
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voldemort

One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.
"that You-Know-Who voldemort is a scary guy!"
by 14elmo June 6, 2009
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voldemort

a reeely scary girl hu looks like samara from the ring and speaks to fast and breaths funny and stares att ppl in maths lessons
mina: aggrrrr my scar ....voldemorts staring at me!
*dussy gets into fits of hysterical laughter and cant controll herself and nearly gets kicked out of maths*~
MINA AND DAISY: OOOOOH OUR SCARS! DONT KILL US VOLDEMORT!
by dussylu November 28, 2004
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voldemorting

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
by Ol' Voldy July 15, 2011
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Voldemort

YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME!?!?!?
'you mean...Voldemort?'

:ooo
by teenagedirtbaag August 11, 2012
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Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009
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