Vacation Head

When a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.

Shane: "Jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation."

Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."

Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"

Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."

Vacation Head by tpwhite49 November 23, 2011

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011

Christmas Vacation 

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

Christmas Vacation by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016

Vocal Legend 

Kim Jongdae

"Do you know who the vocal legend of our century is?"
"Kim Jongdae is not only that bitch, he is a vocal legend."

Vocal Legend by lovedae September 23, 2018

voat 

The correct spelling for the incorrect term "vote."

George: Are you voating for Hillary Clinton?

Bill: Lol!

voat by T3h Grammar Nazi May 4, 2007

kaito vocaloid 

absolute hottest guy on earth. I would lick his ass clean idc if hes middle aged.

Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10

I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.

Me: I'm really horny for Kaito vocaloid rn.
Anyone: Oh.
Me: Dreaming about that ass.

kaito vocaloid by RIVERZGAYYY May 9, 2022

main vocal 

something dreamcatcher has seven of

new somnia: who’s the main vocal?
dreamcatcher: we don’t do that here

main vocal by s0mn1a April 25, 2021