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João Vitor

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
by allim.0259 January 30, 2020
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Lopez Vito

Lopez Vito or LV is a Trademark of Martin Soriano. It was used successfully as a defense against Bernard Arnault of LVMH or Louis Vuitton Paris. Please refer to LEXOLOGY. Martin Soriano has also been selling fragrances in America and Canada BEFORE 2016, and is "first-to-use" of LV TRADEMARK in the United States and Canada. Lopez-Vito is a family name and a Barangay or a political unit in San Joaquin, Iloilo, PHILIPPINES.
Lopez Vito or LV is a town in the Philippines.
by Cyclonetrading December 29, 2022
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Related Words
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vitola

Damn, that girl is sooo Vitola!
by ilya December 9, 2003
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Don Vito

Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a reality television star from Viva La Bam. He's Brandon "Bam" Margera's uncle and Phil Margera's brother. He is a rather large specimen who boasts such qualities as a lazy eye, no front teeth, a raw area on his foot, a rotted toenail, skin tags in his armpits, a dented back, an exceptionally large beer belly, and an enormous double chin. Vito is a member of the CKY crew, and he seems to fit in very well with Bam and his friends, all of whom are at least half of Vito's age. Don Vito is most famous for his indistinguishable speech. When he gets upset or excited, he begins to babble incoherently and will continue to babble for quite some time, often stopping only when he gets what he wants (money, beer, food, nice girls, a new car, etc).
1. Bam: That's not Spanish!
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!

2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!

3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
by Captain Howdy April 28, 2007
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National Give Money to Vito(s) day

This day is celebrated by giving a person named Vito ALL your money. It is celebrated at November 11th.
Cool man Y- It's National Give Money to Vito(s) day! Go get Vito some money!
Cool man X - Ok!
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Vilous

The godawful setting for a shitty faux-manga webcomic that originally started somewhere in the 00's as "The World of Vilous." It was basically a clusterfuck of Skyrim and Furry culture... elves and these shark rapist things just like, dicking around I guess. This was before our favorite Jap implemented the best furry gal, General Rain, into the series so naturally it sucked and nobody caught onto it.

Then it got retconned into well, the aptly named "Vilous." However, instead of being the name of the setting, now it just refers to a dumb sun. The setting changed to become this kind of... dystopian wannabe Mad Max environment where all the Skyrim elements have been removed and instead it just focuses on the sick and weird fetishes of the creators. The "big evil" overarching villain of this reboot was General Rain, and as mentioned above, she's the best because she'll fucking molest you with no remorse.

Other than that it's pretty boring because nobody actually knows Vilous for being Vilous. They only know Vilous because of General Rain's arc... she literally became a meme on 4chan boards where she just raped shit all day long, because, "Rain lieks 2 raip!!" It should also be noted that Vilous has writing worse than a 4th grader's writing stimuli. To each their own though, since the poor-translation and near braindead thinking of the monkeys who made this a thing. This however makes something as ass as Twokinds and/or Changed look like Shakespeare's work in comparison.
I wondered what Vilous was after I saw two chantards talking about it. Got bored... all it was is just another dumb furry fantasy webcomic. Twokinds doesn't need another abortion.
by Yöur pseudonym October 19, 2022
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painu vittuun!

painu vittuun! is same than eng. fuck off!
-hei, ajat kuin ääliö!
-painu vittuun!

-hey, you drive like idiot!
-fuck off!
by matti March 7, 2005
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