Visit Grandma

a term for going to get some pussy as in the movie sex drive

timmy: dude you got to go visit grandma.

by kakashi0050 December 20, 2008

Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

by littlemen October 16, 2012

Turdjugal Visit

A hook up strictly for an ass hammering session of vigorous anal sex.

Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.

My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.

The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.

by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020

vichitra

the talent of appreciating humour when no one else can see it

i made a joke and everyone just stared, but that girl laughed her head off..she's so vichitra!

by the zokerr! December 8, 2009

Vistitis

1. The condition of a computer as a result of any one of an array of issues surrounding Windows Vista, including:
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.

2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.

Girl: What do you want me to do with that? It's got micro- soft Vistitis.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.

by mike_hawk_69 June 3, 2008

Visitation BVM School

A place where dreams die, and teachers have ears that are really, REALLY sensitive. Really nice people go there, and you can make some good friends, but the faculty fuckin sucks(Other than like 0.00001% of them)
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together

Friend who's not in visi: Hey man how's Visitation BVM School?
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has

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