Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010

berserker basil vinaigrette

Balls to the wall crazy. Drinkin, Pukin, Pissin, Fightin, Starting all over again. Complete Viking Warlord Wrecking Ball.

Last night we came home and went completely Berserker Basil Vinaigrette on the room. Wrecked that piece of shit, hammered.

by Patrick Crowe May 29, 2008

Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

ballsamic vinagrette

The dirty, dank sweat drippings that roll off your balls during sex

I squeezed that bitch a glass of ballsamic vinagrette, she wanted nuts in her salad

by hayesyblazey January 15, 2015

Vinairegrette

The feeling you get when you're on a diet, everyone else is eating burgers and you could only have a side salad.

Watching her friends gorge on the meaty, calorific treats, Jennifer sighed, full of vinairegrette.

by BMPowell July 19, 2016