Vinairegrette

The feeling you get when you're on a diet, everyone else is eating burgers and you could only have a side salad.

Watching her friends gorge on the meaty, calorific treats, Jennifer sighed, full of vinairegrette.

Vinairegrette by BMPowell July 19, 2016

Vinaigrette Strokes 

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

Vinaigrette Strokes by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

vinaigrette slider 

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

vinaigrette slider by jedbob December 11, 2009

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

testicular vinaigrette by schvety_balls June 16, 2012

Ball-sack Vinaigrette 

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

Ball-sack Vinaigrette by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010

berserker basil vinaigrette 

Balls to the wall crazy. Drinkin, Pukin, Pissin, Fightin, Starting all over again. Complete Viking Warlord Wrecking Ball.

Last night we came home and went completely Berserker Basil Vinaigrette on the room. Wrecked that piece of shit, hammered.

berserker basil vinaigrette by Patrick Crowe May 29, 2008

vinaigrette

A short piece of writing or prose often with no point or purpose.

Example of a vinaigrette:

The ignorance he had was what she loathed the most about him.

The way he wasn’t in to politics or world issues; the way he smiled on holidays meant for mourning; the way he laughed off a D minus in geometry; the way he was always laid back and care free as if everything, everywhere, was fine. She hated that quality, detested him for it. She would never forgive him for his naivety.

And yet…

vinaigrette by TheInamorata January 17, 2008