the View

a gabfest on early morning TV for middle-aged and older women who are famous who talk about politics, gossip, everything but their men and the power of their dicks. Sometimes the hosts get obnoxious and argue with each other.

I was waiting in the doctor's office and the stupid TV had nothing on but the View. That show ain't nothing but a glorified Tupperware party for celebrity bitches.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2008

The View

A group of women discussing private matters openly and carelessly. (Noun, singular)

Perhaps The View over there should keep the talk about anal on the down low.

by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006

The View

Indie band from dundee Scotland.Have had hits with wasted little dejays and same jeans. Their album cover is pretty and they are a fave band of mine =

The View have had the same jeans on for 4 days now.

by Jessie init March 3, 2007

views

An eclectic outlook on life - each separate one treasured by the owner of such.

"My views are many and varied, none can be particularly boxed into a stereotype"

by The Mamma with the Quan December 16, 2007

Views

Drake's highly anticipated album that let down millions of people all across the masses but still went platinum after a week... 6 God

Drake stans:Yo drake just went platinum of views in like a week!

Everyone else: do drake pay my bills doe...

by Senzu beans for days May 16, 2016

views

glasses. lenses within a frame worn on people's face to correct vision problems.

Hey, are those new views? I like em!

by Karim - March 7, 2008

viewing

A substitute sex act, supposedly popular among Utah college students, where the man and woman sit in the same room staring at each other naked without making physical contact.

I didn't want to get kicked out of school for sexing it up, so we had a hot viewing session in her dorm piano practice room. Then I jizzed in my pants... which were on the floor.

by real_voldemort October 12, 2011