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the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
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Vietnamese

I, a Vietnamese person, see a lot of this conceited things as well as things that just aren't true at all. Everyone who's writing the hate stuff about Vietnamese people are just...wtf man. I saw a person that wrote how we just rip off from Chinese, Korean, Japanese, all that stuff. Well you know what? We barely have ANYTHING that the Japanese have, in Vietnam we learn to how to do many useful things in life at a young age that many Americans can't. Chinese? They freaking ruled over us for many years so our words derived from them. Our writing style derived from French. Korean? You're just naming another country. Most of us are hardworking. You know why? Because most of our parents come from Vietnam coming to America with nearly nothing but their clothes and a few cents of change. There's a few people who don't want to work hard because they're not caring or live in a bad environment, but most of us do. We do not say "du ma" every few seconds, but Americans always ask us how to say "eff you" in Vietnamese, so don't blame us. No we don't all do nails, or all computer engineers, or all doctors and stuff. Yes, we have contributed to modern day. One of the most recent ones is the "mind control wheelchair" for those who are completely paralyzed on their whole body. We aren't all short, or have squeeky voices, or have tiny eyes.
Stereotypes aren't real. If ALL Vietnamese (Asians in general) were small, squeeky voiced, only drive Hondas and Toyotas, eat dog, are Buddhist and have small eyes, then black people all love fried chicken, watermelon, listen to rap, basketball, giant eyes, love purple drank, driving in Cadilacs, and be over 6 feet tall. All white people would be listening to country, hunting, eating deer, and driving trucks.
by Viet's Perspective June 29, 2010
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Vietnamese cold roll

A Vietnamese cold roll is when a Viet man dips his penis into cold fish sauce (nuoc mam) then puts his cold erect smelly penis into a girl to give her a Vietnamese experience.
Girl 1: Vietnamese guys are really bad at sex acts.

Girl 2: That's not true. A Viet guy gave me a Vietnamese cold roll and it felt so good!

Girl 1: Wow! I want a viet guy to give me a Vietnamese cold roll now!
by VietnameseGod August 13, 2014
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vietnamese

I'm German and I have plenty of Viet friends. This is what I find. Vietnamese can be the nicest people you have ever met in your life, and at the same time they can be the most dangerous people you have ever encountered. If you are nice to them, they will treat you like family and offer you with all they've got. If you are a bully to them, they will deal with you in private. I find that Vietnamese don't like reporting matters to the authority, or ask for external supports, they tend to take matters in their own hands. And they are an intelligent breed of people. Pleasant, peaceful, intelligent and have a strong sense of reality. They are bad-ass drinkers as well!

To those who take a liking in insulting other people on the internet, that's cheap! Why don't you do that to their face, as one man to another?
if a Vietnamese find out you talk shit behind their back, they'd stab you behind your back, with knife, literally!
by yesir11 September 29, 2011
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When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese

Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"
by Dick Daring September 1, 2022
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Tu (Vietnamese name)

Tu /tu:/ (name): a common Vietnamese first name assigned to both male and female at birth. It is written with a rising tone (Tú). Tu is a kind, sweet, brave and successful person. Tu is loved by family, friends and colleagues. Common last name is Ho, Nguyen, Tran, etc.

Tu (noun) : refers to a golden star (chinese-borrowed word)
You gotta kiddin’ me, we will be hella successful if Tu (Vietnamese name) joins us at our company. Tu Ho is a great leader.

Jane is a “vì anh tú” from God. (Bright and pure beauty)
by MDwho February 14, 2020
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Vietnamese Gangs

Vietnamese Gangs

A gang composing of Vietnamese teens or youths, there many Vietnamese gangs in the U.S. right now, but more so back in the 1980s-1990s.

Vietnamese gangs are known to be the most differ to any other gangs, including even other south east asian gangs.

Unlike Hispanics and Black gangs, or Cambodian gangs, Vietnamese gangs are mostly non-territorial. They are also known to be hot headed (get angry easily) but usually resolve to fists for the first round, and then they usualyl come back a second round with weapons or a gun, just to finish them off.

Another factor common in Viet gangs, are that they usually run in small groups of really close friends around 3-5 people only. They rarely gather in big groups, unless we are talking about Fob Vietnamese gangs
You ever wondered why Vietnamese Gangs are hard to catch, when they commit a crime?

1. They are non territorial

-no hassel with territory that police can track down

2. Their groups are often kept small in numbers

- the smaller the crowd, the closer you are, the less people who knows

3. There are many Vietnamese gangs

-whats harder to find when a crime commits, 1 big gang of hispanics gathering in one neighborhood and around the local area

or 10 small groups of 5-7 scattered and mobile.
by Dr.Viet April 16, 2010
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