vexilloillogical

practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.

honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?

damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

vexiphobia

irrational fear of flags.

"Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."

by Sydneyyyyy September 19, 2007

Vexill

a minecraft potpvp youtuber who’s sole purpose is to beat ZIBLACKINGGG.

guy: bro have you seen vexill vs ZIBLACKINGGG?
guy 2: yea dude ZIBLACKINGGG got destroyed

by PvpDocumentor January 20, 2021

vexidaisical

(adj) being in a state of stagnant animosity

Their vexidaisical feelings for the giants were rampent among the townspeople.

by WibbleTheFisch January 3, 2008

vexing me

Irritating, and annoyingly asking irrelevant rhetorical questions.

Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?

Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!

by ChunkyBrown May 1, 2016

Vexivore

An organism that is inclined or predisposed to consume flags as food.

(from the Latin vexillum for flag and vorare for devour or swallow)

Bro 1: "Ay you know that chick Torple you were talking about? I'm pretty sure she's a vexivore."

Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah bro, I think I'll ask her out to eat flags with me!"

by Milezinator February 25, 2020

Vexitution

That one girl on discord who’s lowkey a simp but also has so many simps

Bruh is that vexitution aka vex she kinda wack ngl

by Bobthebuildercousin April 29, 2020