Ab-vertising

1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.

2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.

1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.

2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.

by steelyhard April 13, 2010

ass-vertisment

Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

cat-vertising

using felines in advertising campaigns to market products.

The agency used a tabby cat named Oscar for their cat-vertising.

by RonJRoy January 26, 2014

false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 21, 2011

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.

The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.

by Chris J Mitchell July 30, 2008

verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”

I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!

by turdburgaler69 June 15, 2023