vertidone

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down in a vertical position where the woman is performing a handstand. The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina and begins to have sex with her. This process is intended to continue until the man comes.
(Vur-tee-dun)

*My spouse and I performed a vertidone last night.

*My wife broke her neck last night during our vertidone, when I dropped her on her neck.

by Eenis September 20, 2007

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Verticornicus

Makes your peepee disappear

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by UVioletPilot September 14, 2018

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Vertizontal

A simple portmanteau of Vertical, and Horizontal. Another word for diagonal.

Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.

Archie Bunker; All in the family "Editt, the Vertizontal hold is on the fritz again!"

by JATO457 July 28, 2011

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vorticon

procrastinated to oblivion, used to describe a project conseptualized and started but never completed.

this project will become vorticon if you don't start it soon.

by angelar March 6, 2004

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Verticornicus

Verticornicus /vɝtɪˈkɔrnɪkəs/

In medical terms, the region known as the Verticornicus is the area that encompasses the pubic region. Generally distinguished by hair lines and/or tan lines. This region is known to swell dramatically when specific types of hair dye are applied.

The application of significant force to this region is highly inadvisable no matter the gender.

See cunt punch and nutting someone for examples.

"the swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear" ~u/fbthowaway

by Dejers September 13, 2018

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