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Vortexual

of, or pertaining to, a vortex. resembling a vortex, particularly the movement of energy in relation to a singularity at its source, as in a whirpool or blackhole.

more than its sister word vortical, vortexual conveys the notion that any event can also be contextualised in its relationship with other events that might or might not be connected by the same vortex.

hints at the fabric of space time continuum.
her dream of the sky swirling with clouds, planets and stars could only be described as vortexual, since it was clear that everything she was seeing would all shortly disappear into a single micro dot of ultimate density on the event horizon. she became aware of a vortexual sensation of sick in her stomach and knew immediately that everything, including herself, was spinning in exactly the same spiraling way, towards an inevitable centre.

when and how that would take place, she could not fathom, yet she could not deny how she felt. she felt vortexual, as if her very soul had a texture inextricably linked to the fabric of the universe.
by MemphisofMoses October 29, 2010
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Vexsexual

One’s orientation is a-spectrum, but pinpointing it beyond that is impossible because the individual does not understand the concept of sexual attraction.
Sam's sexual orientation vexsexual, he doesn't understand sexual attraction
by vnfjfijvdjjd April 3, 2015
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jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
by raz999 July 12, 2014
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vegesexual

Prefering partners with vegetarian or vegan lifestyles.
I could never kiss a carnivor, I'm vegesexual.
by l337iNQ August 4, 2007
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verasexual

A person who is aroused by or attracted to truth telling and vulnerability
When you share how you really feel, what you really want, who you really are it turns me the fuck on because I'm verasexual.
by TheRhea May 24, 2022
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Persexual

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.
"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."
by GreyFace August 21, 2011
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Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
by Duckyllama July 25, 2009
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