veranda

1. the female version of the taint
2. a very holy place that a man often come across as his tongue travels from performing cunnilingus to giving a rim job

1. trisha had a bruise on her veranda from my ringfinger after giving her the shocker
2. damn trisha's veranda tasted like sweet cherry pie

by tsowel hung July 1, 2005

veteranafying

1. the act of displaying bravado while assisting veterans to give a sense of worth. 2. overarching feelings to oneself while neglecting the true meaning of assisting veterans. 3. pointing out inadequacies of one veteran organization to highlight another

The argument is getting heated about clubs colors and who does more veteranafying.

by Darth SGM June 13, 2019

Dick Verandah

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.

Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!

by nuttaaa November 11, 2018

Cock Verandah

Male with a huge beer gut that protects his cock from the sun.

Gabriel "Look at Joe's cock verandah, that's impressive"
Gary "When's the last time you think he's seen his dick"
Gabriel " Wow not since 1992"

by Rusty Trombosis March 24, 2021

carmen on my veranda

n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).

"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014

veteranarian

a aid to the animals:)

Me in the future

by Real rose May 29, 2003

veteranarian

Someone who looks after veterans.

Come quick, veteranarian, Grampa needs a sponge bath!

by Vitriol July 18, 2006