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n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).
"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
by warmbrother October 10, 2014
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