vencheza

A masculine, very large, veinuous blue chode. In reality, it is not blue, it just appears so because of the high density of veins.

"Hey dude, what's with your dick?"
"oh, it's a Vencheza."
"ohhhh"

by your uncle charlie December 26, 2009

Vencum

A slithery, white, alien symbiote with an amorphous, sperm-like form, similar to the famous, Marvel villain, Venom, except it’s white and made of cum. The symbiote can only survive by bonding with a host, usually a male human. Once it’s chosen a host, a dual-life form is created with enhanced powers. The symbiote specifically seeks out participants of the NoFap movement. November is when sightings are most frequent, due to the many soldiers battling in NNN. If a male has not nutted in a while, and his horny levels are so high that Vencum can sense it, it will find him and inject itself into the tip of his penis hole. Once infected, the victim will feel a gut-wrenching pain in his scrotum. Each one of his testicles will proceed to quiver and vibrate rapidly before fully retracting into his body. The sheer force of the Vencum pumping through the victim's veins will drop him to his knees as he screams in agony. The virus will overtake him, levitating him off the ground, all while making him bust the fattest nut this world has ever seen. After this process has taken effect, the infected subject will go on with its life and appear to be normal; however, do not be fooled! Vencum can take control at any moment (typically when aroused,) transforming its victim into a hideous behemoth of cum that will consume and/or fuck anything it very well pleases. Once the symbiote has multiplied, the puddle of nut on the floor will squirm to the nearest shower drain, pursuing its next target.

"It's NNN boys. Proceed with caution. Vencum could infect you at any moment."
"Look out! Vencum is cumming!
"Ahh! Ugh! I think Vencum just infected my penis hole!"

by The Bruddas Definitions November 23, 2019

Vechata

When a person says an exxagerated statement that doesn't minimally coincide with the reality.

"I'm able to speak with aliens!".
"It is surely a Vechata, dude" (Referring to another friend).

by 7chimera7 May 13, 2020

vanchha

A name used to describe an unique person😜.

Vanchha means wish, desire, will.
Such special people are good hearted, adventurous,
90% lazy, 100% food lover.

If you have Vanchha in your life , you are the luckiest one .😂😉

by Unique😌 August 31, 2018

Venho

An expression, regarding a payment processed on Venmo to pay a sex worker, escort or prostitute.

Girl I got it, he paid me on Venho.

by Anderthegreat March 25, 2019

vanch

gay. i mean like really gay. etymology: from Mr. Lavancha, a gay teacher caught with gay porn on his computer when he accidentally showed it to one of his senior classes at fordham prep. also can be seen with the word mad in front of it to intensify the meaning

Aww that kid is mad vanch... hes almost as bad as lavancha

by cahrlie December 28, 2005

Vancheetahfied

The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).

Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.

Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!

by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010