Vaginus flytrap

When you get it stuck in a plant like beat up vaginus flytrap

I got mine stuck in a vaginus flytrap

by 69goatfucker69 August 28, 2016

vaginus

(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

by AlainLuc May 19, 2009

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Vaginus

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa.

Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up

John is behaving like a vaginus

by Altai"r Ibn' La Ahad October 10, 2014

Vegenus

A vegenus is someone with a penis and a vagina. Not to be confused with a sheman, they just use strap-ons. Vegenus's are able to fuck themselves if their dick will wrap around and go into their vagina. Vengenus's are also able to fuck eachother.

Man: You ready, babe?
Lady: Oh yeah.
*pulls down her pants*
Man: Oh Shit!! What the hell is that?
Lady: WHAT!?
Man: THAT!
Lady: OH! That's my vegenus.

by saints69 November 4, 2010

vaginus

when you release from the front and the back.

usually happens in intercourse, OR taking a shit .

ummmm.... i just oozed vaginus

by cooperanus June 14, 2011

Vaginus

n; a vagina, when referred to by a younger brother

10 year-old boy to his older sister: "Were you just scratching your VAGINUS?"

by Cherry Goldencarp November 14, 2012