Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.

Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.

by gregben June 22, 2021

veggie tables

the group full of chochs, they often are late to their own birthday celebrations, and the group has 5 asians and one caucasian. they are the baddest bitches on this side of the earth and vibe pretty well. COVID really fucked up this year, but the choches pulled through. They often roast each other and can talk deeply about meaningful topics. Typically they will refer to themselves with avatar names (names from the avatar: the last airbender the show, not the movie, the movie sucked).none of them are willing to buy ice cream for aang, which makes them all chochs.

1. those girls must be the veggie tables, they're literally the biggest chocs I've ever seen.

by gruffafalina brown March 27, 2021

Veggie Tale

A special E.D. crippled orphan

Tyler- “Yo bro why you gotta be such a Veggie Tale bro”
Jayden-“A what?”

by Tim’s Internal Testical (TIT) December 16, 2021

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

VeggieTales

A video and DVD-only show by the company Big Idea created for smaller children that teaches lessons such as Obedience and Thankfulness through stories from the Bible and also their own stories (still about God). All of the charcters are vegetables. There is one movie: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. Though the show is made for little kids, it is actually quite funny and the show and movie are great comedies.

Quote from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
Motivational Tape- You are a skilled metalworker
Khalil the catepillar/worm- I am a skilled metalworker. Ah! I did not know that!

by Proud Nerd September 2, 2005

VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.

"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."

by agvids January 6, 2021

veggietale

Slang for vegetable.

Don't forget to eat your veggietales!

by G. Thomas October 3, 2006