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vrushi

The most honorable person in the world. The most fashionable person and great sense of humor. She has an amazing personality and has good taste in boys. You can trust her in everything and she can be the best person to be around. The best person you can ever meet. She is the queen of your world.
I am sooo vrushi
by Vrushi February 19, 2018
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safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.
White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!
by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022
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walter white virus

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.
"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."
by ballslover32 April 10, 2022
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hello your computer has virus

this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.
joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!
by abondedspaghetti April 17, 2023
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happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.
by felicitypond August 20, 2016
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Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.
John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."
by I just work here March 30, 2021
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porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
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