Vagoner

1. A female erection.

2. A Female boner!

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!

by Kaycee B February 13, 2008

Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010

vagona

A very wide and loose vagina

Damn that chick had the nastiest vagona i've ever seen!

by Skeeter McNulty May 26, 2006

Vagonic

An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.

After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.

by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

Vaygan

Someone who says they are Vegan but only want the attention and truly eat heaps of meat and animal products.

Person 1: dude are you vaygan?
Person 2: yeah except for monday friday saturday thursday and wednesday, and I still eat fish and red meat and poultry, but other than that I'm vaygan.

by rowiedarooster May 29, 2017

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

vagonstipated

constipated in the vaginal area.

I can't pee because I'm vagonstipated.

by LifeIsMusicIsLife May 6, 2011