The Michael Jackson Vault

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.

Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020

Karkat Vantas

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.

A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.

by Neo is not here August 20, 2013

Vlunt

Blunt laced with PCP used to take advantage of the person given to, made famous by A$AP Bari

Did you hear Bari gave that boy the Vlunt? He hasn't been the same since he's been acting mad goofy.

by dick nugget June 16, 2018

cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.

Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."

by Butt-nut January 19, 2007

vantastic sex

Good sex in a van.

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

vantonderism

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Vaultsman

One offering cutting-edge secure storage, often one of great wisdom and financial promise.

"Wow that fellow's wrinkled, but nevertheless tucked-in shirt, slacks, and old runners certainly to give that man an air of industry. Who is that?"

"Why, that's our resident Vaultsman!"

by slavetothevaults October 15, 2011