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Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011
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varmus

A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.
I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.
by thedouche March 6, 2009
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varsha

a very charming girl, extremely talented when it comes to art. varsha tends to not give herself enough credit for her accomplishments. tell varsha you care about them, otherwise they would never know.
person: hey varhsa

varsha: hello.
person: you need a hug
by m.a.m.m.o.n.e.y June 3, 2021
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Varsha

Varsha's are wonderful and amazing girls! If you've got one HOLD ON TIGHT! Varsha's are extremely fun, happy, loving, caring, loyal, amazing, funny, beautiful, real, intelligent and make the best friends and girlfriends EVER! They are the epitome of happiness. Varsha's laugh at almost anything and have the gift of gab. They also have great fashion sense and know how to have fun. So if you know a Varsha...make sure you tell her everyday how wonderful she is!
Did you see Varsha today?

I LOVE VARSHA!

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Galway Varsity Golf

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.
Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.
by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017
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Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀
Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?
by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021
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